Snaps: Crapping Treasure

spark3.jpgI got nothing against the bald and ripped look, Joey Lawrence, but I draw the line at the blouse. (BWE

The 17th entry in Pajiba's 20 Best Seasons of the Last 20 Years. (Pajiba)

Here's a word that stumps even us at WIMB: Kwashiorkor. Seems to have something to do with pregnancy bloat. (Yeeeah)

Gwyneth, once again, proves that, though she may at times be insufferable, she looks ravishing, even without makeup. (Celebitchy)

Will somebody tell me who the fuck Katy Perry is and why she keeps polluting the gossip blogs? (Celebrity Smack)

Here's a crotch shot you could probably do without. (The Blemish)

Jennifer Lopez goes through nannies like Murphy Brown goes through secretaries. (Poptard)

What do Anton Chigurh and Eva Longoria have in common? Their hairstyles, of course. (Ayyyy!)



4 Comments


Ben said:

Christ, for a website that bleats and shrieks and farts and screeches about being hip and with it and chic and cool and hip about any and everything it now turns out that you don;t know dick about anything, inlcluding how to suck said cock.

But that's no surprise.

Katy Perry is the current It girl/ hot girl of popular music as her song I Kissed A Girl recently hit #1 on the Billboard Hot 100 and on half a dozen other Billboard charts.

I know, I know, you Websters douches only listen to music that no one gives a fuck about, like Weezer, 'cause you think it proves how hip you are, when in point of fact, it proves what a complete and total loser you truly are.


Az said:

Man, that South Park piece brought many a tear to my eye and many a smile to my face. Outstanding.

Ben, life is a lot more pleasant when you take the pole OUT. Just sayin'. And Katy Perry reminds me of those chicks in college... LUGS... who would kiss girls to get the cute boys to fuck them. SOOO hip.


Erica C said:

Ravishing? She looks like Tilda Swinton as a dude in "Orlando."


replica said:

screw the haters. I don't give a damn that I haven't been schooled to the latest 'it' girl...not so provocative to sell sexual tittilation anymore, thanks to Lindsay et all.

Now, mentioning my own personal Mary Tyler Moore, Murphy Brown...well, hello my favorite columnists ever!

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