Personally, I just think there's just something super-duper sexy about watching Amanda Peete argue. (Celebslam)

Britney is schtupping the help, a former Israeli army man. Those dudes are for real, man. Watch it paparazzi. He could break you with a stare. (Yeeeah!)
 
Whoopi Goldberg has had 50 sexual partners! Aaaaand there goes my lunch. (Celebitchy)

In Advertisements that Work: British Trannies. (Agent Bedhead)

Judge Judy can moooove. (The Blemish)

Fucking Elmo. (Seriously? OMG!)

Rihanna shows us her nipples. (IDLYITW)

Jamie Lynn Spears to get married behind the double-wide. (Celebwarship)

Evil Dead 4, bitches. Get some. (Pajiba)

Hayden Panettiere and the nerds don't exactly jibe. (Galley Slaves)

With photoshopping like this on her side, Jessica Simpson can afford to eat at the IHOP and Olive Garden every day! (DListed)