Snaps: Jersey Whore
Jessica Simpson may or may not be leaking a sex tape. So then we can all see if she's as bad at fucking as she is at everything else in life. (Yeeeah!)Speaking of failures, Kevin Federline can now check "Broadway Star" off his list of potential careers. (Celebitchy)
Spitzer's Whore gets photographed at the Jersey Shore. They have paparazzi at the Jersey Shore? (The Blemish)
Guess which hot young feathery-haired TV hunk got busted for DUI?* (Celebslam)
Blakey Blake gets 27 months in the slammer, and Amy couldn't be bothered to show up for his sentencing. I smell a bender coming on! (Seriously? OMG!)
Anna Kournikova emerges from obscurity; still has huge bazooms. (Popoholic)
Surely Britney Spears wouldn't wear a jizz-stained dress to a charity event. Except, oh right, it's Britney Spears. (IBBB)
Kendra Wilkinson is still annoying even when you can't hear her laugh. (HQ Celebrity)
The Dark Knight fucking murdered at the box office. (Pajiba)
*Editor's note: Psssssyyyyyccccchhhe!
"Surely Britney Spears wouldn't wear a jizz-stained dress to a charity event. Except, oh right, it's Britney Spears."
Which makes it more likely that it's doughnut glaze. Literal doughnut glaze, that is.
She probably knows all the best places to get doughnuts, too, and probably also knows when they come fresh out of the fryer -- hence, the glaze not being fully dried yet. Mystery solved!
If a stupid tattoo on the small of your back is called a "shot spot", what do you call a stupid tattoo just above your pubis, like the Jersey Whore is sporting there?
sexy woman! who do you think is much more chanrming! young woman and old woman! I have saw more old but chanrmingand rich woman on cougarkiss.C O M I can not tell you the feelings I have !! If you like the new kind of love between young man and old woman !! you can have a try!!