The meltdown continues. It's the end of a long day at the end of a long week. And I just don't give a shit anymore. Here's your links to people who do.

Say what you want about Jennifer Aniston, John Mayer will never do better. He should quit trying. Just as I should quit trying to write for a gossip blog. (Yeeeah!)

Maxim magazine tries to make amends with Sarah Jessica Parker. Again, I ask: Why the fuck does SJP care about Maxim? And why does Maxim give a fuck about SJP? This should be a mutual don't give a shit relationship. (Celebitchy)

West-Coast Dan is on Batman this week, so the review of The Dark Knight won't be up until later today, so just keep clicking on this link until it does arrive, asshole. (Pajiba)

The rest of the world is finally coming around to what we've felt about Lauren Conrad all along: Not giving a shit. (Celeb Warship)

Here's something actually worth watching: A music video for the upcoming season of "It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia." Brush your teeth with this, needledicks. (Seriously? OMG!)

Here's some gossip about J. Lo. Choke on it. (The Blemish)

And here's an item about Lindsay Lohan and Samanthan Ronson's relationship dynamic. Die. (BWE)

Here's a cute picture of Keri Russell with her kid posted by those rape-joking hypocrites over at Jezebel. (Jezebel)

You like WWTDD? You're a mysogynist pig. Kill yourself now. (WWTDD)

What about The Bastardly? Tear your face off and bleed to death, anal crack. (Bastardly)

Have a great weekend! In hell.