Spoken For: (Phrase) To be already claimed, owned, or reserved; typically in regards to a romantic commitment.

After months of being attached at the hip, confirmations by friends and family, and rumors of an engagement -- Samantha Ronson has finally officially gone public with her relationship with Lindsay Lohan. How, you ask? With a press conference? Tabloid interview? Sex tape?

...it looks like the blonde brit has gone and announced their couple-dom in that most modern of ways — on Facebook! According to friends of the DJ, who has been spotted smooching and embracing the 22-year-old actress several times in recent months, has updated her lovelife status on the online social networking site from "single" to "in a relationship."

And, as if to put any doubts to rest about who the other half of that relationship might be, Sam's profile pic features her and Lindsay together at Disneyland. (Source)

And there you have it: probably the most mind-numbingly retarded piece of "news" I have ever "reported on" in all my year [sic] of gossip blogging. Who knows what other golden nuggets of revelation might be possessed by the vast treasure trove of social networking sites! Could Amy Winehouse's Smoke / Drink status on Myspace be filled in "Yes / Yes?" Does Spencer Pratt's income blank say "Nineteenedy bazillion?" Is 2:14 too soon to start drinking on a Friday?

Also, is it sad that I think that they're really, really cute in these photos? Oh -- my bad. Clearly I'm already drunk.