Suck: (Verb) To be very bad, disagreeable, or disgusting.

Welp, it's official: everyone hates Jessica Simpson! Poor Jessica stuffed those meaty gams of hers into a pair of cowboy boots to make her country music debut at the annual Country Thunder USA concert this weekend, and the crowd reaction was, how shall we say, unfavorable? Yeah, she got booed.

One concertgoer told the local paper: "I'll have to drink a lot of beer to sit through her concert." Added another: "She's an embarrassment to country music." (Source)

Where is there left for her to go from here? Failed pop music career, failed movie career, failed reality TV marriage. You can't sink much lower than pandering to the demo whose favorite pastimes are watching cars drive around in a circle really fast and watching cars drive on top of other cars. Although from what I understand, they'll listen to just about any old crap in Germany, so that's always an option. I actually heard David Hasslehoff had subliminal messages programmed into his music which was only audible to German ears. Kind of like dog whistles, only for really shitty pop music.

At least she still has Tony Romo, right? Here is the happy couple, posed with Jessica's dog -- a rare breed of Emasculationshire Terrier -- at Country Thunder: