Sugar Step Daddy
Sugar Step Daddy (Noun) A step-dad who is way cooler than your real Dad because he seeks constant approval and therefore acquiesces easily to a child's demands. Ava: Daaaad. Can we go to the zoo, pleeeeaaaase?
Ryan: No, sweetie. We're having lunch with Abbie today at The Ivy.
Ava: But, Daaaad. I don't want to go to the Ivy. Their food sucks. They don't have hot dogs! I want a hot dog!
Ryan: Come on, Ava. Don't be like this. Abbie is really excited about seeing you today.
Ava: Why do we always have to hang out with Abbie? She's awful. She never wants to play, and she's a bad actress!
Ryan: Ava. Be nice. Don't get fresh with me.
Ava: But I want to go to the zoo, Daddy!
Ryan: I said, 'No.' And that's what I meant.
Ava: But ...
Ryan: ... no buts.
Ava: Hmph. Jake would take me to the zoo.
Ryan: ...
The correct answer is, "Jake is also your mother's little bitch now. You need some time with a man who can select his own $60 spaghetti, get some face time with the press, and forget about your mom's current ass-whipped boyfriend. He was in a movie with a fucking scarey rabbit. Now come on."
Hi-larious, the both of youse.
"Blended Families" my ass. It's a fantasy. Your step-kids hate you, and you most likely hate them.
There's something creepy about celebrities' kids that look like their clones. I mean, how do we know they aren't? Huh? Did you ever think of that?