Suicide McCounaghbomber
Suicide McCounaughbomber (Noun) A 40-year-old man (who thinks he's 20) wired with explosives that detonates himself in the name of a certain cause, like life, liberty, and the pursuit of trim.Awright, awright, aw ... KABLOOOOOOOO!
McConaughmist.
Uhhhhh...is there something totally off with his torso to leg ratio? I know he just sired a spawn but from the waist down he's Mini-Me. He'll never catch She-beast with that tiny stride!!