Tool
Tool: (Noun) A socially inept asshole who tries way too hard.New York Magazine is reporting that
Ugh. Can you even imagine how bad it would suck to be Screech's ghostwriter? To be captive audience and paid to listen to all of his assy stories? And then you know he'd probably think that he actually made a friend, so he'd be calling all the time to go grab a beer or play video games or whatever. No fucking thanks. I tried to think of a worse celebrity-related job, but even Paris Hilton's gynecologist, Kayne West's bottle warmer or Heather Mills' publicist didn't come close.
Mario Lopez, who also sucks but it much nicer to look at than Screech:
Heh, look at Mario going to town on that sucker. Waaayyyy too professional.
Being Napalm Vagina's gyno would be like Journey to the Center of the Earth -- a vast, dimly lit cavern populated by T Rexes and flowing rivers and waterfalls, except filled with jizz and pus.
TMI?
Screech looks a bit like the TV Whore, rocking that beard of Abraham.
I'm a-kick your ass, socalled!
OHHH SNAP!
Fight! Fight!
It would just be the best if Screech admitted that he had sex with one of his fellow cast members when the other person was under 18 (because you KNOW this douchebag would never check a birthdate before putting his book in print) and then went to jail for child molest!
Although this freak probably wants Bubba-X to pound his sorry ass all night long and then trade him for cigarettes.
You know that right now EVERY person who EVER worked on that show is telling their publicist to have their finger on the fax button: "I (name) deny that I (act) with Screech, as he alleges in his book."