Trailer Trash

christian_bale_.jpgTrailer Trash (Adjective) Derogatory description for person who seems well-suited to residential life in a mobile home park.

The UK's Sun -- that unholy bastion of truth -- claims to have a source who knows the scoop behind the "assault" incident between Christian Bale and his family on Sunday night.

The 34-year-old Batman star is reported to have snubbed the plea and allegedly 'pushed and shoved' Sharon and his mother Jenny, 61, during a row in his suite at the Dorchester Hotel on Monday.

A source told The Sun: 'Christian is a very wealthy man and was asked to help his sister out financially.

'He was asked to loan her £100,000 but he refused and it caused an almighty row.'

Jenny Bale is also said to have made highly disparaging comments about the star's glamorous wife of eight years, Sibi, 38, a former make-up artist and model.

So, let's read between the lines here, OK?

So, Jenny was like, "I need some grocery and cigarette money. Just a loan. I'll pay you back. I swear! Can you help a sister out?" And Christian was probably like, "Fuck you. Where were you when I was making movies nobody ever heard of, like Metroland and The Secret Agent." And she was probably, like: "We've always stood behind you, in our hearts!" And then he said, "I earned this money wearing a rubber suit for 12 hours a day. You chose to be a circus clown. I'm not going to pay for your bad decisions." And then Jenny probably said, "Your wife is a whore." And Christian probably got up in her grill and went all apeshit on her, "Do you know who I am? I'm Batman, bitch. I will cut you." 

So, you know, typical trailer-trash bullshit. It reminds me of home. The names and the dollar amounts are different, but it's nothing you wouldn't hear at the Hurricane Lake Mobile Home Park in Bryant, Arkansas.


Here's Christian Bale and that "whore" of a wife at last night's Barcelona premiere of The Dark Knight:

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10 Comments


Angi R Dudas said:

The names and the dollar amounts are different, but it's nothing you wouldn't hear at the Hurricane Lake Mobile Home Park in Bryant, Arkansas.

LOL! That is to funny.....and too true!


kate said:

So...I was reading that he was charged with a class 4 verbal assault, meaning assault with the attempt to alarm. That assault in the UK is verbal and battery is the physical part...I have no idea if this is true. I really, really hope this is true. Although my crush from Newsies was on Spot, Jack still holds a special place in my heart. sigh.


Goldie said:

I'm with Bale on this one; he's one of the few actors who really earns his dough. Besides that, this little row should have stayed within the family, not spilled into the public domain. Distinctly non-classy of his relatives to do that.


Will said:

If you got prison for yelling at your mother, I don't think I would ever see daylight.


studpup said:

wait, why would anyone need £100,000 loan anyway? hey man, i need one too! lol


karstark said:

I sorta found the original story hard to believe... but I have to say, painting Bale as trailer trash, even by association (relation) is undeserved. The guy is a great actor. We ALL have (or are) people in our lives who are troublesome.


Nevermore said:

Um, sorry, but TOTALLY on Bale's side, for this one. Momzo the Clown deserved what she got.


meg said:

yeah, i'm with nevermore...i have faith in christian's innocence. he's gone to great strides to keep his life private-no one even knows his daughter's name. i think it's gross that his mom and sister would cause such a ruckus. ha-i said ruckus.


jules said:

The names and the dollar amounts are different, but it's nothing you wouldn't hear at the Hurricane Lake Mobile Home Park in Bryant, Arkansas.

hahahahaha
Seriously folks, this is a real place...in Bryant...in Arkansas...on Hwy 5.
I live, no shit, about 20 min away from it.


Ummmmm.....Dustin.....Just because you think you've moved up in the world and left behind your singlewide traier, shaved your mullet and stopped hitting on your own sister at the bus stop with a mouthful of Granger Select doesn't mean you can condescend us back in Bryant. I'll have you know that Jordans BBQ is now three times as large and we have a Wal Mart Supercenter that carries Genu-wine Dale Earnhardt gear. So....city boy....suck it!

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