Tree Molester
Tree Molester (Noun) A person who seems to believe that trees have sex appeal. Often mistaken for a tree hugger, the Tree Molester is a dying breed. Hunters, be cautious not to shoot these rare perverts. Tree Molesters will sometimes refer to themselves as "forest
fairies." Please ignore their insanity, it is caused by toxins in the
water from which they drink, and from a poison in a root that they
commonly use for human sacrifices to the gods.
In my experience with these creatures, it is best to avoid them at
all costs. Capture could result in a painful, fiery death after which
your flesh would be feasted upon. They share traits with the cannibal. They are weak against the force of automatic weapons, so if you
find yourself in a situation where you must interact make sure you have
said weapon nearby. (Source: Urban Dictionary).
her tits are fake
Stick some leaves in her mouth and she'd look like a three-toed sloth.
That's an insult to all three toed sloths. They are much classier and sexier than her. Even with the algae coating (double sexy).
is she ever in anything other than a bikini? ever?!