Ulterior Motive: (Noun) A reason for doing something beyond the immediate or present.

In "Shit Which Should Have Never Made it Past Maury" news -- Michael Lohan continues to deny his illegitimate daughter whom he allegedly fathered to another woman while "on a break" with Dina. As if the uncanny fucking resemblance didn't make it clear enough, this oughta be irrefutable evidence that the kid is, indeed, a Lohan:

Alleged illegitimate Lohan sister Ashley Kaufmann, is reportedly trying to follow in the footsteps of her possible half-sisters Lindsay and Ali by approaching studios about cutting a record deal. A record-industry insider says, “Ashley has more talent than Lindsay or Ali.” (Source)

You know who else has more singing talent than Lindsay or Ali? Every finalist who has ever appeared on any season of "American Idol," (including Sanjaya) most of the waitresses in Los Angeles, at least half of the members of any given high school choir, people that frequent karaoke bars, talented dogs, and my five-year-old niece with a speech impediment. If we just went around handing out record deals all willy-nilly to anyone who had more talent than a Lohan sister, there'd be more people in this country with record deals than without. Although that still wouldn't explain Scarlett Johansson...