Vanity
Vanity: (Noun) Excessive pride in or admiration of one's own appearance or achievements.Corey Feldman, pictured here with wife Susie at the signing of her Playboy issue, (classy) recently opened up about liposuction he had done after seeing himself in a photoshoot he and his wife did for PETA.
Feldman appears in an unbuttoned shirt next to his naked wife in the new PETA ad, which recreates John Lennon and Yoko Ono's famous Give Peace a Chance bed-in.
He says, "They were going, 'More skin, more skin, give us more skin." (Source)
Seriously, when is PETA just going to abandon this whole "Ethical Treatment for Animals" pretense and just be pornographers already? But more importantly, how is it even possible for Vanity Smurf here -- who eats nothing but nuts, seeds and grains -- to need lipo in the first place? I thought "being massively underweight" was one of the fortunate side effects of veganism, along with "naturally pallid skin" and "early signs of osteoporosis."
Editor's note: These two are going to have the messiest divorce ever. I can't wait!
i'm going to regret saying this. i have never been a fan of plastic surgery, but dammit, he looks great. he's like flipped back ten years. he could be in the goonies again. which means i feel like a horny nine year old girl again. thank you liposuction.
I remain convinced that the difference between Corey Feldman and Corey Haim is, respectively, the hot wife and the lack thereof.
So yes, the divorce will be quite interesting.
The thing I love abut Peta is I don't even know what the point is of theit ads, or if I try to reason it out it comes out wonderfully convoluted. Like those girls in yellow bikinis in the chicken coops? It's like, are you trying to make the point that being caged objectifies and dehumanizes chickens? Is that what you're trying to tell me?
I always thought the point of the bikini-clad girls in chicken coops was that girls love being held captive in very little clothing. Thank you, Peta, for validating crazy guys everywhere.
I really love the "hey, it's a camera" poses in those above photos.