Vomit: (Verb) Eject matter from the stomach through the mouth.

Since we now know politics is out of the fucking question -- Brooke Hogan thinking of setting the bar to a comfortable level for her next career move: Playboy model!

A VH1 insider said: “Playboy has asked her to consider doing the cover, or at least a photo shoot. “Every year the magazine features the girls of the WWE, but this would be Hulk Hogan’s daughter - it would be the ultimate!” (Source)

So are we all in agreement, then? That Hugh Hefner is senile to the point that he's lost his fucking mind? He must be full blown shitting in diapers by now. This issue has the potential to rival only the Mama Cass debacle of '68 in lowest number of copies ever sold. Yep, I hear after that, old Hef never touched LSD again.

Brooke hulking around some poor unsuspecting swimming pool last week: