Vulgar: (Adjective) Making explicit and offensive reference to sex or bodily functions.

Samantha Ronson accompanied Lindsay Lohan out in Los Angeles yesterday wearing a shirt with naked wieners all over it, in front of children and God and old people and everyone. While this does seem really crass and inappropriate, you gotta cut the girl a break. I mean, she is dating Lindsay Lohan here. She's got to keep hold of her attention somehow, and what better way than to camouflage herself with dick? Kind of like how hunters spray themselves with deer urine.

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