RDJ for sure. You just know he would be awesomely dirty.
Fl britchick said:
As Joey Tribbiani would say
"put your hands together my friend" I fancy me a man sandwich ;-)
Crash said:
RDJ - not contest. Bale has no lips. Lips are most important - no?
jenny said:
ooh! unexpectedly challenging. just when i thought i wouldn't think twice before declaring Bale the winner of ANY "would you rather" imaginable, you went and nominated Jr. albeit cliched, i'm a sucker for both mystery and the accent. and so, after little deliberation, Bale, i remain faithfully yours.
insertclevernamehere said:
Um, Ryan Gosling?
Ben said:
Since I'm not some degenerate cocksucking buttfuck loving faggot, I really have no play in this.
But anyone who says Downey is a fucking 'tard moron.
Seriously, you actually want to have to deal with the god awful stench of cigarettes poring out of his mouth and sweat, not to mention the stench of cocaine and Og knows what other drugs?
Fucking morons, the lot of ya.
heatdamaged said:
Oh god, RDJ in a wifebeater...but...but Bale is shirtless...
Yeah, I gotta go with Bale on this one, IF I can't have the man sandwich that the brilliant Fl britchick proposed.
I'm going to go with Bale on this one, but only because you put him up shirtless.
And ben? I will personally see to it that you eat the rest of your meals through a straw.
figgy said:
Bale.
Jess said:
RDJ by a landslide. He has a sense of humor and you know he'd be kinky as all get out.
cattitude said:
Christian Bale, no contest.
RDJ has never appealed to me.
Malin said:
Extremely tough choice. But Bale wins. Every time.
Goldie said:
Oh God. Christian Bale all the way. RDJ has cool dripping from his sweat glands, but Bale is the smoking hot piece of British (that's right) ass who gets me every time.
Wanda said:
Bale...He has that whole accent thing going for him.
But that was tough
Ellen said:
The one without the cigarette, of course.
Lohantastic said:
Well, duh... Ryan Retnolds of course.
(Bale)
Ellen said:
The one without the cigarette, of course.
dawn said:
RDJ because I was an adult when Empire of the Sun came out so that would feel like pedophilia.
insertclevernamehere said:
So what, exactly, is the stench of cocaine and drugs, Ben? Is it a lot like the wreak of Mountain Dew: Code Red, Hot Pockets, and failure that hazes about you like a cloud of smug, you bloated sack of assvomit?
curegirl0421 said:
This is a trick question, right?
I agree with the clever girl who said GIGGITY GIGGITY GIGGITY HEADSPLODE.
Yowza!
jk said:
Ooohhh, Christian Bale by a long shot. I've loved him ever since Newsies. And look at him now...sigh.
Okay, fine. Gary Oldman. I pick Gary Oldman. But he has to shave the 'stache.
Bethany said:
RDJ. No contest.
Cady said:
Bale, but only by the skin of his teeth.
cris said:
Robert Downey Jr. Now and for the rest of my life.
Mindy said:
Robert Downey Jr. He's so fuck!ng hot.
Sharita said:
Are you guys blind???? RDJ over Bale? Are you effing kidding me? BALE by leaps and bounds! American Psycho anyone? Holy ish, the man is pure sex!
dsbs said:
Oh PLEASE. Like there's even a question. Bale, Bale, Bale. Dear god, that man makes me into goo.
And thanks for that picture, Dustin. Excuse me while I spend the next 30 minutes drooling and hyperventilating.
monkey_b said:
I'm actually not really that hard up for either of them, but I choose RDJ.
Why?
He has lips.
Nevermore said:
Bale. Over and over again.
Kivrin said:
Damn, Dustin, you're fucking evil. Still, even though Bale is gorgeous and British-accented and, y'know, BATMAN…I gotta go with Robert Downey, Jr. And I actually hope he tastes like cigarettes. For some reason, with him, that would be hot.
eiluj said:
RDJ in a heartbeat
Lizzie (greeneyed fem) said:
RDJ. Any time, any way, anywhere. If I could bold his initials, enlarge them, and have them appear with fireworks in the background, I would.
It's funny, Sharita, I find myself questioning your ocular abilities. Bale's eyebrows are too close to his teeny eyes. He does nothing for me. NOTHING. No contest.
replica said:
Is there talking involved? I need to know, so that I can make the right call.
If it's purely visual, well, I can't help but go for Bale, having been longing for him since Empire of the Sun (I was the same age - don't judge!). But if there is some kind of lead up, like a full-on let's get into it type of thing - I gotta say, can you imaging the RDJ dirty talk? Ooooh. I can.
short anf furious death said:
Unless I can have a manwich, Bale. Now, always and forever. (But a Bale/Gosling manwich? Even BETTER. Oh, and throw in Wentworth Miller? I'll stop now. *coughJakeGyllenhaaltoopleasecough*
Whaddaya mean, Bale has no lips??!!? Do you SEE that photograph!?! A lovely, smashable mouth...
Erin said:
Christian Bale
Loob said:
RDJ without a second thought!
It's always been RDJ, as far back as Weird Science!
Jenn said:
Oh God! You're gonna make me choose? Well, RDJ is quite a bit older than me so Bale gets points for age, however...fine wine only gets better with age so that gives points back to RDJ....I don't know! I'm so conflicted! I'll just take both and call it a day!
cannot. decide.
giggity giggity giggity
*head explodes*
Damn it Dustin.
RDJ for sure. You just know he would be awesomely dirty.
As Joey Tribbiani would say
"put your hands together my friend" I fancy me a man sandwich ;-)
RDJ - not contest. Bale has no lips. Lips are most important - no?
ooh! unexpectedly challenging. just when i thought i wouldn't think twice before declaring Bale the winner of ANY "would you rather" imaginable, you went and nominated Jr. albeit cliched, i'm a sucker for both mystery and the accent. and so, after little deliberation, Bale, i remain faithfully yours.
Um, Ryan Gosling?
Since I'm not some degenerate cocksucking buttfuck loving faggot, I really have no play in this.
But anyone who says Downey is a fucking 'tard moron.
Seriously, you actually want to have to deal with the god awful stench of cigarettes poring out of his mouth and sweat, not to mention the stench of cocaine and Og knows what other drugs?
Fucking morons, the lot of ya.
Oh god, RDJ in a wifebeater...but...but Bale is shirtless...
Yeah, I gotta go with Bale on this one, IF I can't have the man sandwich that the brilliant Fl britchick proposed.
I'm going to go with Bale on this one, but only because you put him up shirtless.
And ben? I will personally see to it that you eat the rest of your meals through a straw.
Bale.
RDJ by a landslide. He has a sense of humor and you know he'd be kinky as all get out.
Christian Bale, no contest.
RDJ has never appealed to me.
Extremely tough choice. But Bale wins. Every time.
Oh God. Christian Bale all the way. RDJ has cool dripping from his sweat glands, but Bale is the smoking hot piece of British (that's right) ass who gets me every time.
Bale...He has that whole accent thing going for him.
But that was tough
The one without the cigarette, of course.
Well, duh... Ryan Retnolds of course.
(Bale)
The one without the cigarette, of course.
RDJ because I was an adult when Empire of the Sun came out so that would feel like pedophilia.
So what, exactly, is the stench of cocaine and drugs, Ben? Is it a lot like the wreak of Mountain Dew: Code Red, Hot Pockets, and failure that hazes about you like a cloud of smug, you bloated sack of assvomit?
This is a trick question, right?
I agree with the clever girl who said GIGGITY GIGGITY GIGGITY HEADSPLODE.
Yowza!
Ooohhh, Christian Bale by a long shot. I've loved him ever since Newsies. And look at him now...sigh.
As usual , RDJ. Bale has never interested me. While RDJ reeks of cool, yes, but also just plain interestingness. Whatever. RDJ Hotness Head Asplode.
Easy. Robert Downey Jr. Bale is a good looking guy, sure, but I find him a little generic.
And Ben, you really are a degenerate.
Uhhh...how about a threesome?
Yes. Wait, I have to pick?
I think my answer is still "Yes."
Okay, fine. Gary Oldman. I pick Gary Oldman. But he has to shave the 'stache.
RDJ. No contest.
Bale, but only by the skin of his teeth.
Robert Downey Jr. Now and for the rest of my life.
Robert Downey Jr. He's so fuck!ng hot.
Are you guys blind???? RDJ over Bale? Are you effing kidding me? BALE by leaps and bounds! American Psycho anyone? Holy ish, the man is pure sex!
Oh PLEASE. Like there's even a question. Bale, Bale, Bale. Dear god, that man makes me into goo.
And thanks for that picture, Dustin. Excuse me while I spend the next 30 minutes drooling and hyperventilating.
I'm actually not really that hard up for either of them, but I choose RDJ.
Why?
He has lips.
Bale. Over and over again.
Damn, Dustin, you're fucking evil. Still, even though Bale is gorgeous and British-accented and, y'know, BATMAN…I gotta go with Robert Downey, Jr. And I actually hope he tastes like cigarettes. For some reason, with him, that would be hot.
RDJ in a heartbeat
RDJ. Any time, any way, anywhere. If I could bold his initials, enlarge them, and have them appear with fireworks in the background, I would.
It's funny, Sharita, I find myself questioning your ocular abilities. Bale's eyebrows are too close to his teeny eyes. He does nothing for me. NOTHING. No contest.
Is there talking involved? I need to know, so that I can make the right call.
If it's purely visual, well, I can't help but go for Bale, having been longing for him since Empire of the Sun (I was the same age - don't judge!). But if there is some kind of lead up, like a full-on let's get into it type of thing - I gotta say, can you imaging the RDJ dirty talk? Ooooh. I can.
Unless I can have a manwich, Bale. Now, always and forever. (But a Bale/Gosling manwich? Even BETTER. Oh, and throw in Wentworth Miller? I'll stop now. *coughJakeGyllenhaaltoopleasecough*
BALE/BATMAN/BRUCE WAYNE!!
RDJ. Oh, dear god, yes! RDJ!!! I know Christian Bale is super hot, but still, there's just something a little chest-waxy about him.
Always, always, Christian Bale.
Hmm... I think my IRON is low...
Whaddaya mean, Bale has no lips??!!? Do you SEE that photograph!?! A lovely, smashable mouth...
Christian Bale
RDJ without a second thought!
It's always been RDJ, as far back as Weird Science!
Oh God! You're gonna make me choose? Well, RDJ is quite a bit older than me so Bale gets points for age, however...fine wine only gets better with age so that gives points back to RDJ....I don't know! I'm so conflicted! I'll just take both and call it a day!