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Salicylic acid..... I see what you did there. Very clever.
AssAway can't work that well. It didn't make Dax go away...
AssAway can't work that well. It didn't make Dax go away...
I bet Kim Kardashian's ass would pop like a balloon and leave her powerless, like Sampson after a haircut. better put a disclaimer on there.