Balls
Balls: (Noun) Slang for testicles; someone possessing excessive toughness or nerve.Wow, this is the most hilarious thing I've heard in a long time. Some criminals actually tried to mug Danny Bonaduce.
These wild-eyed dudes walked up to me and my girlfriend and one of them whipped out a carpet knife and demanded money."
Bonaduce, a martial arts expert, adds, "I'm tough, but I'm not invincible. I couldn't run because I was exhausted, so I decided to stand my ground. I said to the guy, 'There are two kinds of guys who carry knives - the kind who aren't afraid to stab someone and the kind who don't have it in them. I don't think you have it in you.'" Bonaduce approached the man, and was attacked, before the thugs fled. The star - who wasn't seriously hurt - adds, "The guys took off running, and I let them go because I was too tired to go after them. (Source)
Yes, those guys actually got off easy, because Danny Bonaduce would have gone after them if he wasn't tired. Imagine what would have happened had they actually succeeded in mugging him! Which is just silly of course; as if there's any other kind of outcomes besides "failure" and "extreme failure" when attempting to mug Danny Bonaduce. Really, I just can't get over the trying to mug Danny Bonaduce part. Wasn't there a more susceptible target around, like Robocop or a grizzly bear?
Reason #45679 why you don't eff with Danny Bonaduce, after the jump.
I don't know which part I like more: the incident, or Stacey's write-up on it.
When you have nothing to lose, you have nothing to lose. You can look in his eyes as see the emptiness.
Even on the Oklahoma border, you don;t mess with a guy like that.
That idiot was well into his 14th minute of fame and trying to extend it. He deserved to get his teeth knocked out for sexual assault. If he thought Danny's incidents of rage were just an act, he got the answer first hand.
Now, we're saying "Whatever happened to ______" - whatever his name was.
This is the best thing i've read this morning, no lie