Big Fat Liar
Big Fat Liar: (Noun) A rotund person who tells lies, and also smells.Remember how Tori Spelling wrote all those juicy tidbits in her book about behind the scenes stuff on "90210," including how Shannen Doherty was a huge honkin' bitch who once got into a fistfight with Jennie Garth? Well... That might have been a smidge embellished. The fighting part, anyway.
"I think I would remember Jennie's fist connecting with a part of my body or a part of my face."
"It just goes to show you how people will lie," she says of Spelling's account in her autobiography. (Source)
Yow, ladies! Did it just get cold in here? So maybe Tori's abrupt departure from the show wasn't so much a monetary issue as a preventative measure for keeping Shannen's fist from connecting with Tori's face. Really, we could speculate about this some more, but ultimately our speculation will end up lasting longer than the new "90210" itself. Because you know that shit is gonna buh-low.
Collagen McGee at a "90210" premiere party last weekend:
You know, a catfight between these two might have some salacious possibilities except for the whole "they look like sea-hags" thing.
Tori is the kind of delusional ridiculo who grew up believing that the public's disinterest in her is jealousy in disguise.
Shannen is a gem. I hope she has a decent attack dog sleeping at her feet... trained to devour Tori stank.
Yeah, the fat joke is funny, but why post two rounds of Michael Jackson pictures today? Slow news day?
I was about to be like, "Well, it's the Friday before Labor Day, what do you effing think?" And then I was like, "Ohhhh snap! I get it." Nicely done.
Her tits have taken a one-way trip to Torpedo Boobland.
BARF
she needs to wear more clothing