Boo Hoo: (Exclamation) The sound of someone crying noisily.

Kathy Hilton is pissed about her daughter's likeness being used in that McCain ad smearing Obama after having donated a total of $4,600 to his campaign this year. So pissed, in fact, she's gone to the natural enemy of Republicans, a.k.a. the Huffington Post, to issue her statement on the issue:

I've been asked again and again for my response to the now infamous McCain celebrity ad. I actually have three responses. It is a complete waste of the money John McCain's contributors have donated to his campaign. It is a complete waste of the country's time and attention at the very moment when millions of people are losing their homes and their jobs. And it is a completely frivolous way to choose the next President of the United States.

Now, I would say something to the effect of "anyone stupid enough to donate money to McCain is wasting their money regardless of whether he makes an ad with Paris Hilton in it or flushes it down the toilet," but I wouldn't want to alienate our Republican readers out there. We even got mentioned by Fox News one time: true story! Seriously though, you're probably better off putting all your money on a horse with a name like "Out to Pasture" than donating it to McCain. Even the Hiltons gave less than five grand to his campaign. Hell, I make more than that in a year making fun of their daughter.

FYI: I'll be donating the proceeds of these stupid, whorey pictures of Paris to the campaign of paying for my new iPhone. Ka-Ching!