Walk
Walk (Verb) the act of traveling by foot.Can I just ask this? And I don't mean to be a total dick here, but how old is Violet now? She's like 15 right? A teenager or something? It's celebrity kid years, right, so she's at least menstruating by now, right? I mean, look at her. She must be at least three feet tall by now, maybe 35 or 40 pounds of cuteness. But what I wanna know is, WHY DOESN'T SHE WALK? Every picture I see of her invariably has her mom holding her. Are her legs gimped? Is she lazy? Does her mother think she's too good to put two feet on the pavement?
Cause I gotta kid half of Violet's size, and he's heavy. If I had a choice I wouldn't carry his ass every fucking time the paparazzi took pictures of us (which is, like, all the time). I'd let the little bug walk unless, of course, I was pregnant, and though everyone in the world knew I was pregnant, I was still feigning secrecy, and I was using my child as a human shield.Because if you don't let your kid walk, their legs atrophy. And fall off. And we don't want that to happen to cute little Violet. Let us plea: Let Violet Walk! Let Violet Walk!
Perhaps if you had paparazzi yelling and pushing in the vicinity of your child you too would feel slightly protective and not leave them to a pack of hungry wolves.
that would be my guess overprotective-
her little legs can't keep up when Jen is tying to get the hell out of there.
Ummm, aside from the paparazzi isue, some kids LIKE to be carried. I have a four year old who will hitch a ride whenever possible.
I agree with overprotectivemutha- plus, little people are fu@*ing slow! I'd just want to get by as quickly as possible; though, I wouldn't call to tip them off to my whereabouts in the first place.