Casanova: (Noun) A man who is amorously and gallantly attentive to women.

I've got some sad news today, so I'm just gonna come right out and say it: David Duchovny is in rehab. Like, the kind you go to for fucking too much.

"I have voluntarily entered a facility for the treatment of sex addiction," the actor said in a statement on Thursday. "I ask for respect and privacy for my wife and children as we deal with this situation as a family." (Source)

With all due respect to Tea Leoni and their beautiful children, David Duchovny isn't a sex addict! Would you say that Monet was a painting addict, or that Ghandi was a peace addict? No. Sometimes God just bestows these incredible gifts onto mankind, and to not share them with the world would be, in a word, selfish. And David Duchovny was clearly born with the gift of sexy. It isn't simply a compulsion for him to share the reverse cowgirl with the world's women... It is God's will.

With Agent Scully at the UK premiere of X-Files: