Child Abuse: (Noun) Maltreatment of a child.

Gwen Stefani and husband Gavin Rossdale's welcomed their second child yesterday, and like any responsible celebrity parent, made sure to give their newborn son a name which would ensure a long and hellish childhood at the mercy of bullies and tormentors: Zuma Nesta Rock Rossdale. I guess it's more original than just naming him Kick Me Rossdale or Ultimate Wedgie Rossdale, so... Creativity points!

Gwen at like fourteen or something months pregnant: