Clash: (Noun) An inconvenient coincidence of the timing of events or activities.

OH MY GOD YOU GUYS. This is major. Are you ready? OK, get this: Jennifer Aniston and Brad Pitt might actually cross paths at the Toronto Film Festival!!

Pitt, 44, is among the stars who will walk the red carpet gala at the festival for the North American premiere of his Coen Brothers' flick Burn After Reading on Sept. 5.

Meanwhile, Aniston, 39, is scheduled to attend the Toronto fest to promote her romantic comedy Management — about a traveling art saleswoman fighting off the advances of a flaky motel manager — which is premiering Sept. 7. (Source)

Don't you people see?! If Jennifer Aniston and Brad Pitt come face to face with each other, it might actually create a tear in the spacetime continuum, sucking our entire universe into a black hole and ending life as we know it. Why does everyone keep looking at me like that?! Somebody get Doc Brown on the case!

Recent photos of Jen -- now 98% more douche free!