Conspiracy: (Noun) A secret plan by a group to do something unlawful or harmful.

What the fudge?! Now this is just getting ridiculous. First the baggy, peg-rolled button flys and now the high-waisters? This is no accident. Nobody would wear pants this unflattering without some kind of sick, twisted ulterior motive. In fact, I'm starting to think this is some grand scale ploy by Scientology to get all the women in America wearing ugly jeans. And if this should happen, men may become so confused and defeated due to forgetting what a woman's natural figure looks like, that we'll be completely vulnerable to the Scientologists pillaging our villages and harvesting our menfolk to be butt-raped by Scientology's head chieftains. Oh yeah, this goes deep. As deep as Tom Cruise's balls in your boyfriend's ass. These Scientologists are turning out to be a much more nefarious adversary than we ever could have possibly imagined.