Cornhole
Cornhole (Noun) The crusty ring found upon entry to the anal area or a word used to indicate a class of person worthy of backing over while in your car, and then driving over with in forward gear.It wasn't funny enough two years back when CBS recruited an African American family for its reality show, "The Amazing Race" with the last name of Black ("the Black family was the last team to check in at the pit stop"), but now ABC is recruiting, for its reality program, "Wife Swap," "Cornhole Fanatics!" This paragraph wins the award for unintentionally funniest casting call of all time.
The hit reality show, “Wife Swap,” is doing a national casting call for the ULTIMATE Cornhole Family to represent the sport on the show! We are looking for fun, outgoing and entertaining families with big personalities that love to play Cornhole - and who would be excited to share their lifestyle with another deserving family! (Source)Wife swapping and cornholing! ABC is one kinky fucking network. Maybe they can find the Bukkake family during casting.
Is this like the time Loretta Lynn kept saying "horny" on a radio interview because she didn't know what it really meant?
"Everyone's laughing, and riding, and cornholing except Buster."
Geetch that totally just made me laugh.
Now try to get through the wiki entry without acting like an 11 year old...
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cornhole_(game)
Seriously, I never knew this was a game, and now that I *do* I plan on "accidentally" working "cornhole" into random conversations about anything involving the outdoors.
I'm easily amused.