Dorky: (Adjective) Stupid, inept, or unfashionable.

Oh man. I thought my senior portraits were bad. That numbnuts photographer put me in the most retarded poses, including one with a red, crushed velvet background and holding a plastic rose up to my face with my head tilted at an angle. Oh, and I'll give you one guess which one my parents bought, and which a 10" by 12" print of is also still hanging in a gaudy, gold frame in their living room. Yup, the boyfriend never gets tired of pointing and laughing at it either. Every. Single. Time. We go over there.

So yeah, a white piano in the middle of a park? So much worse. Nerd!!!