Doughtnut (Noun) Sweet, rounded baked good, typically glazed with a sweet maple flavored frosting. It is a cursed fried cyclopsAnna Friel, star of "Pushing Daises," recently slammed Hollywood's obsession with weight, telling someone somewhere with a tape recorder, video camera, or note pad that she was once told by a "Daisies" producer to eat fewer doughnuts.

‘I told him he could have me or a model without a brain. The obsession with weight today is just incredible. Curves have gone out of the window and I don’t understand it." (Source)

Woah! She looks like that on a doughnut diet? Where can I get some of those doughnuts? The damn things go straight to my thighs, but then again, I'm a firm believer in the old maxim, "A dozen doughnuts are better than one." Especially those Krispy Kreme confections. I mean, you get one for free just for stopping in -- you're kind of obligated to buy a dozen, right? And those things go stale in about an hour and a half, so you really have to scarf them. That's why I invented the Krispy Kreme triple decker sandwich -- smash three KK doughnuts together, put them somewhere in the vicinity of your mouth, bite, swallow, repeat, enjoy!

Seriously: Anna Friel is hot.