Dud: (Noun) An ineffectual, unsatisfactory or worthless person.

In today's society pretty much anyone who has achieved a modicum of fame or notoriety is deemed deserving of their own reality show. Tori Spelling. The Kardashians. Chachi. Tiffany "New York" Pollard. Dina Lohan. And yet I say without a trace of sarcasm that a Verne Troyer reality show is the worst idea for a reality show I've ever heard in my life.

The Austin Powers actor, 39, has already begun shooting the series, and is hoping to attract interest from networks. Troyer tells Us Weekly, "It's about being a dwarf in Hollywood." (Source)

Between Verne Troyer drunkenly urinating naked on "The Surreal Life," the mental images of a Verne Troyer sex tape and the second Austin Powers movie, I feel that I've seen more than enough of Verne Troyer for one lifetime. I would rather watch a reality show about the "2 Girls 1 Cup" girls, ostensibly titled "2 Girls 1 House" before a Verne Troyer reality show. Actually, that's not such a bad idea. "When two girls stop pooping in a cup, and start living in a house together." Call my agent, ladies! Let's make this happen!

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