Environmentalist

heigl0822_1.jpgEnvironmentalist: (Noun) A person who is concerned with or advocates the protection of the environment.

Katherine Heigl had to be reprimanded by a police officer for littering on her way out of a P.F. Chang's (ha!) recently, after she threw her cigarette butt on the ground right in front of his bike.

"The officer told Katherine to pick up the butt and throw it away in the trash, 10 feet away," the source says. "He added that he'd fine her next time he catches her tossing trash on the sidewalk." (Source)

Little did the cop know, Heigl was actually showing a uncharacteristic display of carelessness. Under normal circumstances, she takes the time to find a nearby chipmunk and puts her cigarette out in its face. Hey, you don't earn nicknames like "skank cancer" and "rainbow killer" for being just a run-of-the-mill evil bitch.

Puff, puff, Heigl! Every puff brings you closer to hell!

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7 Comments


SoSang said:

True, absoutely true!


javelin said:

heigl... she's like the britney spears of really boring people.


aznemesis said:

I see more pathetic people on the Internet who are consumed by spewing hatred towards this woman than I can count. If she's boring, what does that make all of you who are so obsessed with her?


javelin said:

somewhat less pathetic than people who are obsessed with monitoring the hatred spewed on the internet?


flojo said:

I'm not a smoker, but it kills me how many people condemn her to hell for smoking. Seriously?? Smoking now makes you evil? Sad, really. She's a beautiful woman and yes, I do wish she'd quit smoking. But do I think she's a horrible person for having a cigarette? No.


Az said:

I donīt mind the smoking, itīs her personality that really irks me.


Dune said:

Damn, her flat ass should have been thrown in the chokey for at least 30 days.