Fairytale
Fairytale: (Adjective) Something regarded as resembling a fairy story in being magical, idealized, or extremely happy.Finally filling the void I've had in my life since Heidi and Spencer inexplicably took a hiatus from famewhoring about a month ago; I'm happy to announce that Heidi and Spencer are back! Hooray! Season umpteenth-something of "The Hills," premiered last night, (I know, right? Already!) Heidi has a crappy new single, and the two are telling reporters that they're next big project is to get married on live television.
It's just like every little girl dreams of, to look like Barbie and get married on TRL. Of course, most little girls probably have that cute boy in their class or one of those Jonas turds slotted into the fantasy, and not a guy with a Gorton's Fisherman beard and creepy smile who leers at them like the school janitor does. And that, kids, is a shining example of why dreams never come true. Never ever. It's better to just accept it now and be prepared for your unexceptional life of mediocrity rather than wind up disappointed.
Editor's note: I am going to make such an awesome mother someday!
Dumbshit McGillicuddy on a recent shopping trip:
I don't know about what most little girls dream of... but I never dreamed of growing up and having a head shaped like a deformed watermelon. I'll keep my brown hair, my paunch, my shitty teaching jobs, my overweight commitment-phobic boyfriends and clothes from the old navy outlet, thank you. :)
Is that whore wearing a T-shirt that says "I want more privacy"? Perhaps her stylist hates her as much as everyone else and figured (correctly) that she was too stupid to understand the concept of irony.
Is it a generational thing? Because I could watch ten seasons of I Love Money easily but can't take even 10 seconds of those vapid asshats on The Hills.
Vapid cunt
It's not just you Az... "I Love Money" is appointment viewing, but I've never watched five straight minutes of this shit. Trust me, if Pumkin and Boston made the front page of usmagazine.com everyday, I'd be like, Heidi and Spencer who?
But.. Heidi and Spencer are kind of more deserving of ridicule when it comes down to it. The "I Love Money" cast has probably endured enough of life's punishment.