Fat Boy

fatboy_1.jpgFat Boy: (Noun) A big, chubby, overgrown manboy, typically used effeminately in conjunction with the presence of jubbly man boobs.

Sometimes I can't tell if it's a slow news day, or I'm just too lazy to pursue writing about anything of value. Either way, it's days like this where photos of Perez Hilton playing kickball are pretty much a fucking godsend. Look at fatty run! Look at his bitch tits bouncing jubilantly in the warm summer breeze! This is clearly the first time he's ever played kickball where he wasn't in fear of having his athletic shortcomings thrown in his face after the game with a well-aimed jock strap followed by an ultimate wedgie and a punch in the gut. Well, we'll let you have this one, Perez. You may be an ugly person inside and out, but I guess every fat boy deserves a chance to take back the kickball field.

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5 Comments


hindulovegod said:

He's a hateful queen, I'll happily spot you that one. But he has lost a lot of weight this year. Fat boy is working on it, so credit where credit is due.


Jade said:

I would have to say that I agree with the fact that he has lost quite a bit of weight this year, but I would also say that he is no more nasty than most (and I stress the word most) gossip sites. WIMB is probably one of the more fair sites and at least the people who post comments here are, for the most part, nice and not ready to attack anyone who doesn't agree with them.


Phat girl said:

bitter much?


javelin said:

haha, you called it, Stacey. hilarious.


Eh said:

I actually think he looks much better. He is getting healthier. Besides, everyone jumps on the celebrity train. We all eat it up with a spoon. I think he is doing fine. Plus, he is having fun. Let him have his time.

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