Fat-Bottomed Girls
Fat-Bottomed Girls (Noun) Refers to women who make the rockin' world go round.Lotsa love, Alanis. And believe you me, I totally understood the first 30 pounds of weight gain. It was the inevitable result of an all-too tragic break-up. But as a friend, and by friend, I mean a guy who bought your last album, I'm getting a little worried now. Also, a modest suggestion: Invest in looser pants. I don't mean to speak ill, A, but you may be a fine candidate for Ass Away!
It comes from a place of concern, A. I swear it.
Other than needing a haircut, I don't think she looks bad.
Her hair is awesome! At least it's real and not a bag of ratty extensions
She looks like a normal woman. She's probably all of a size 8 and the average size for women in the U.S. is a size 14. A person should be measured by their talent and achievements and not what they look like.
What the fuck fat shaming? What distinguishes this from some entry on yeeah or dlisted? Celebitchy is starting to have more class than you. Seriously, I though this was supposed to be a gossip blog for the non-hateful tards among us? WTF, websters? No, really, I'm getting really fucking fed up. Fuck you. Seriously, I'm 5'2'' and 100 pounds, but fuck you, I teach girls that are anorexic, and I have been to countries where there is no anorexia, and you know what else they don't have? Fucking out and out fat shaming EVERYWHERE (so why here?), you fucking cunts.
Bha, all she needs is some better clothes that highlight how gorgeous and awesome she is. Get Stacey and Clinton on the case STAT.
Other than that, she looks perfectly normal.
And Nick Arrojo (sp?) to take care of that hair. NOW. Please.
Also, whoever said she is fat? Fuck you.
Wait a minute, Celebitchy always had more class than us.
And for the rest of you who are upset... Well, I want you to know that I've fired Dustin. No! It's too late. I can't take it back now. You're all just going to have to live with the fact that he's living out on the streets with no job, and no food, and only able to dream of Ryan Reynolds abs because homeless people don't have computers. I hope you're all really happy with yourselves.
Why don't you fire your self while you're at it? You're even worse than Dustin.
Well maybe I should fire you from commenting on our site instead, since all you ever do is come here and bitch?
You know you're right. I do and it's stupid. Much like reading gossip blogs is pretty stupid. I'm not being scarcastic when I apologize and vow to stay off your blog and Pajiba. You have the right to be snarky and horrible. I will take my Heigl loving ass and be gone. Best Wishes.
I stopped commenting on Pajiba when the section dissolved into a small handful of people talking amongst themselves. "oooh, Shadows, I'll keep the couch warm for you." "You got it, Paddydog." Shit like that goes on for miles after a decent film review.
It's called Instant Messaging. Use that instead of a comment thread, dumbasses.