Favoritism: (Noun) The practice of giving unfair preferential treatment to one person or thing at the expense of another.
If you've long wondered who Kanye West's favorite white girl is, wonder no more. In a
post on his blog, aptly titled "MY FAVORITE WHITE GIRL!!!!!!!" Kanye reveals that it it is none other than Scarlett Johansson! And before you go thinking that's prejudiced or anything, I've also heard that Kanye's favorite white beverage is "milk," his favorite white precipitation that falls out of the sky is "snow," and his favorite white thing that he puts in his ears is "Q-Tips." So, you know, I think it's just like one of those obsessive compulsive things.
Reasons #1 through #4 why Scarlett is Kanye's favorite white girl: (I'm not making that up, these are the
actual reasons!)




The perfect couple. Kanye can blather all day about how great he is, and Scarlett can just nod with the blank expression she uses in her movies.
I wish someone would just blow him up. Seriously. Just a little BOOM and my annoyance level would drop AT LEAST 22%.