Freak Show
Freak Show: (Noun) A sideshow at a fair, featuring abnormally developed people or animals.Madonna kicked off "Sticky and Sweet," her latest refusal to succumb to old age and irrelevancy tour in Wales this weekend. The two hour show expectedly included as much theatrics as Cirque du Soleil, as many pairs of fishnets as an all-male burlesque revue, more Madonna crotch than you can shake a nightmare at, and as many diversionary tactics as a David Copperfield show. Because when it comes down to it, you're really just forking over $300 bucks to watch a 50-year-old woman who isn't even that good at singing in the first place -- which is actually a really, really good trick. I still can't figure out how she does it!
That *is* a lot more Madonna crotch than really necessary. Ick.
Again, I say Eww.
(Jumping rope? Yea, that's $300 worth of entertainment.)
The picture of the aggressively pompadoured Asian man standing behind Madonna confuses me. Especially since they're both decked out in some kind of Mad-Max-meets-Liberace football gear.
Seriously, does anyone want to see Madonna's crypt-like cooter these days? These shots of her crotch are akin to staring into the abyss, if the abyss was covered in fishnets and spandex.
NICE Britney's shades, Miley's jumping rope, and working Paris's stripper pole like Hohan...... no no Madonna your not TOO old for this shit
on the bright side, looks like the steroids have shrunken her testicles quite nicely.
Norma Desmond on steroids.
Put on some pants! Put on some pants! Put on some pants!!!!!!
The best description of Madonna's career I've ever heard.
Thanks!
Heehee...Norma Desmond. Nice.
A fish market by another name.
"Because when it comes down to it, you're really just forking over $300 bucks to watch a 50-year-old woman who isn't even that good at singing in the first place -- which is actually a really, really good trick. I still can't figure out how she does it!"
And that, my friends, is why Madonna is in a class above us all and deserves our worship.
Um, have any of you ever even seen a Madonna show? I thought not. You might want to do that sometime before spouting off. Britney, Miley and Paris (and all the rest) wouldn't even exist if it wasn't for Madonna. (On the other hand, maybe that would be a good thing.) Meh.