Fruitful

fruitful_1.jpgFruitful: (Adjective) Of a tree, a plant, or land producing much fruit; fertile.

On an appearance to CNN's medical show "House Call with Dr. Sanjay Gupta," Matthew McConaughey said that he's planning to plant his son Levi's placenta in the ground. Fair enough.

"That's fertile ground, so to speak. So we're gonna plant. It's gonna be in the orchards and it's gonna bear some wonderful fruit. "When I was in Australia, they had a placenta tree that was on the river... and all the placentas of all that tribe, all that clan - whatever aboriginal tribe that was - all the placentas went under that one tree.

"It was this huge behemoth of just health and strength. This tree was just growing taller and stronger above the rest of Mother Nature around it. It was gorgeous." (Source)

While there's no denying how... ick that is, of all the weird, spiritual things Matthew McConaughey could come up with to do with a placenta, putting it in the ground is probably the least creepy. I'm just glad he's not making a banana-flax placenta smoothie out of it to enjoy before his morning jog or using it as an invigorating face mask to open his pores.

More of a sweaty, yet admirably shirted McConaughey with son Levi at Camila Alves handbag launch last week:

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2 Comments


hater from siloam springs said:

He puts the "nut" in "extraordinatory nutsack".


replica said:

aw hell, visit Vancouver (BC, Canada) and welcome to '20 things to do with your placenta - the green edition'.

I videotaped a burial and avoided a dinner - yes, dinner - in the last two years. I know three folks with one in the freezer. Damn patchouli-havin' hippies.

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