Gender Bender
Gender Bender: (Noun) Someone who dresses and behaves in a way characteristic of the opposite sex.Occasionally, I've been accused of being insensitive to the transgender community. But honestly, it has nothing to do with me not being open-minded or supportive of how anyone else lives their life. It's just that sometimes I'm having an off-day, you know, and it's just so much easier to say Brooke Hogan "looks like a tranny" rather than actually come up with anything original or clever. Sue me, you never slack at your job?
So that is why I'm very happy to bring you the groundbreaking news that "America's Next Top Model" is going to be featuring their very first transgender model; Isis, 22, in the upcoming season starting in September. GLAAD president Neil Giuliano states that this is "an unprecedented opportunity for a community that is underrepresented on television." Additionally, it's also a natural fit for "Top Model," since most of their contestant totally look like transvestites anyway.
Yay! Way to score a point for the MTFs! Also, first one to make a Christian "I only won Project Runway because Jack Mackenroth had to bow out" Siriano reference gets kicked in the junk.
I bet the first time she walks the catwalk, and her penis falls out, Tyra whips hers out, and they totally start dueling lightsaber style. Vssshhhhwww! Zzzzzzsssww!
Can't wait for the Tyra episode where she goes out in public for a whole day with a cucumber stuffed in her panties so that she can relate to all transsexuals...
isis, the bunny, is mortified.
but,then, she always is. that's what you get for naming your bunny after a goddess.
what?
oh, and we call her "sissie". just so you know.