Gross
Gross: (Adjective) Very unpleasant, disgusting or repulsive.Every wonder what Megan Fox's beauty secret is for keeping her figure so ridiculously slammin'? Well, it's quite simple, actually -- she guzzles vinegar.
She explains, "It's just water and raw apple cider vinegar, and it just cleans out your system entirely. It will get rid of, for women who retain water weight, from your menstrual cycle and all that, it gets rid of it really fast (sic). I'm not one for dieting or exercising, 'cause I'm lazy and I have a really big sweet tooth, so I have to do cleanses every once in a while 'cause of the amount of sugar I take in." (Source)
See? Looking that hot doesn't come without a price. And that price is vinegar breath and frequent, watery diarrhea -- due to the overconsumption of vinegar. So take that to your next "Megan Fox Masturbation Session." It's no wonder she's dating David Silver from "90210." Any guy with a modicum of self esteem would catch one whiff of those vinegar farts and go running for the hills.
This weird old lady who used to work in my office would drink apple cider vinegar every day for her digestion. Aside from stinking up the office with that shit, this same weird old lady was known for making awkward comments to a female coworker about her figure, wearing sandals which exposed her really gnarly ogre toes, and sleeping in the bathroom.
Coincidence? I think not.
ACV is only good for breaking fevers and (when mixed with a little honey and lemon) soothing sore throats. Never got diarrhea from that stuff.
The only thing gross about Megan Fox is her toe-thumbs. And that's gross enough for me.