Hardcore: (Adjective) Seriously intense; not fucking around.

Speaking of girls who I'd go gay for, I'm just gonna say it: I fucking love Pink. So there. Yeah, she takes a lot of crap for looking like a dude, but maybe that's part of the reason why going gay for her doesn't sound all that unappealing. At any rate, there is one reason why I'd never go gay for Pink. (Two, actually: the first being that I'm not gay.*) Pink is effing scary.

Case in point: in her new video for "So What," Pink takes a motherfucking chainsaw to a tree with "Alecia + Carey" carved into it, representing her pending divorce from Carey Hart. And they had an amicable separation! Christ. Can you imagine what Pink does to men who have wronged her? I have a feeling whatever it is would make Quentin Tarantino himself go white with terror before vomiting on his $500 Italian leather shoes.

*Editor's note: Dustin's repressed homosexual urges must be rubbing off on me, dammit.

More of Pink stopping traffic during the shoot for her new video: