Hereditary: (Adjective) Of a characteristic determined by genetic factors and therefore able to be passed on from parents to their offspring or descendants.

Uhhh. I just started at this headline for about 10 minutes with my mouth gaping open like Jessica Simpson trying to catch flies at the rodeo: "Matthew McConaughey's Dad Died Having Sex, Says Mom." Oh, but it gets worse. So much worse...

“On Monday mornings, he and I often said goodbye by making love,” Kay says exclusively in the latest issue of Us Weekly. “But one day, all of a sudden, it just happened.

"I knew that something was wrong, because I didn’t hear anything from him. Just nothing," she says. "But it was just the best way to go!” And when her man couldn’t be revived, she made sure he was taken from the house in the buff.

“I was just so proud to show off my big old Jim McConaughey — and his gift,” she says. (Source)

I can't really articulate an appropriate response here; other than maybe rubbing my eyes incredulously, looking at a mostly empty bottle of hooch, shaking my head and tossing it over my shoulder. At least now we know where McConaughey gets it from. And by "it" I of course mean this. And this, and this. Oh, and probably the crazy. Yup, definitely the crazy, too.