Idiots
Idiots (Noun) Bloggers. Or Brooke Hogan. I can't tell.
A confession: Aside from what I glance at when I occasionally post about her, or from what my WIMB colleague writes, I don't know shit about Brooke Hogan. She's Hulk's daughter, and she wears a lot of bikinis. And her Dad likes to play in her crack. That's the extent of my knowledge on the subject. That is, until I ran across this post on her blog, which I'm guessing sums her up pretty well. Here's some tasty excerpts:
First of all lets address my 'voting" comment- first of all opinions are like (you know whats)-everyone has one. I decided to make a very blunt comment. Notice how i said "I know IIIIII couldn't do it cause I'd be pms-ing and freaking out all the time" ....Honestly I'd LOVE to meet a woman with NO emotional problems....but thats not the point...but its true. LOL Second- Only 54 percent of eligible american voters cast their ballots!!!!!! Half of them are only voting cause its "cool " to vote for so and so...they aren't even up to date on information. I'M personally not up to date on the facts, so I don't wanna make a stupid choice for our country. I WANT to vote but only when I know exactly whats going on. More ppl should think like that. Paris Hilton said "yaaaay go vote cause its cool and hott!!!!" ...SHE WASN'T EVEN REGISTERED. seriously.
What the fuck is she saying? Halfway through that paragraph, my brain jumped out of my skull and slapped the shit out of me for making me read it. Has she ever taken a grammar class? Has she ever attended any class? There's ample evidence therein suggesting that certain people should be kept away from not only the voting booth, but a keyboard.
But, here's my favorite excerpt:
I hate blogs but I love mine. Cause I can be F-in REAL with people!!!! ,,, [Bloggers] are teaching our young generation how to be catty , obtain false ways of thinking and wrong ways of treating people...not to mention giving them horrible self image to look up to and horrible life choices that they are being taught to make led by an example from IDIOTS.
Let me just reiterate the last line: "They are being taught to make led by an example from IDIOTS."
Is English her second language, or am I so big of an IDIOT that I just can't make sense of her eloquence? Ask Brooke what irony means, she'll tell you, "Of or relating to the taste of iron."
See, kids, this is what happens when your dad did too much steroids back in the day, and you compound it by putting too much bleach (on head) and letting sun damage the rest. You turn into a blabbering idiot with a blog.
Don't you think we should be celebrating the fact that she isn't going to vote? And she's encouraging who ever can make sense of her 'blog' not to vote? I say we owe her some gratitude.
Dude...seriously? WEBSTERS can't work out her syntax? Let us review, oh neophytes of grammatical mastery.... "They are being taught to make led by an example from IDIOTS." Albeit she failed to capitalize led, she is arguing a case for the abuse of underage workers. LED stands for Light Emitting Diode. Basically, LEDs are just tiny lightbulbs that fit into a circuit board, much like on an old car stereo equalizer (for those over 30). So, apparently, Brooke is simply discussing that she feels bloggers are responsible for the illegal child labor being used to manufacture LEDs. Or she's a complete f***ing moron. One or the other.