Inflated

rumer_pagesix.jpgInflated: (Verb) To have filled a balloon, tire, head, ego (or other expandable structure) with air or gas so that it becomes distended.

Rumer Willis is inarguably... unique looking. But here's the thing: if she came off as gracious, or as having an even remotely endearing personality, I would probably think she was really cute. The problem is, the few times we hear her speak she says crap like this:

"We all have so much fun together. I’m so lucky," she tells this weekend's Page Six magazine. "My dad and Ashton get along — it’s not weird. There’s no jealousy or drama.

"If we weren’t all entirely morally opposed to doing a reality show," she adds, "I guarantee it would be the best-selling reality show ever.” (Source)

Who the hell does she think she is, Spencer Pratt? The only problem is, Spencer Pratt isn't morally opposed to anything. And come to think of it, neither is Rumer Willis. That little twat did a campaign with Wal-Mart for eff's sake! That's like second only to being the cover girl for "Clubbing Baby Seals Quarterly." The reason Rumer's family isn't doing a reality show is because her mom is Demi Moore and her dad is Bruce Willis. If someone were to offer Rumer her own reality show on the other hand, I'm fairly certain she would lap it up quicker than Dina Lohan does a puddle of vodka that spills on the bar.

Potato Head heading into "The Late Show" studios last week... Someone please tell me why she's on Letterman again?!

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10 Comments


Mrs. Plainview said:

How can she become an ac-tress with such poor posture?
I'll say it again: There are other jobs out there! So many careers that don't require photos or dipshit comments. How about marine biology?


Carolyn said:

She does look less lumpy in that cover photo. But she will never be a prize beauty nor as famous as she so desperatly wants.


vic said:

I really don't think she's that ugly. She has a sort of attractiveness that I can imagine some people going for. Not media pretty, but attractive in some ways.

Otherwise, totally agree with you, Stacey: tons of points off for personality and ego.


Sara said:

Page six, you fucking liars. That is not Rumer Willis's face. That's Kelly Osborne's face stuck on a thinner body. Rumer Willis: the only person upon whom Kelly Osborne is an improvement.


Jules said:

She was on Letterman? Does anyone watch him anymore? One can see why.


sonya said:

It must be nice being famous for doing nothing. I on the other hand, am famous for my baby seal club sandwich.


bionic bunny said:

sonya, do you serve that with mayo and pickles, or miracle whip and pickle relish? chopped eggs go good with both.

hey! bring that next time you bring the mac and cheese! i'm already all over it it!!!


Vermillion said:

I think I missed something. Where is this supposed overwhelming desire to be a star? I only know of one film she is in, and I can't say I have seen her stumping for it much. I am just wondering where the hate came from, is all.

Not everyone can keep up with the gossip world, folks!


Stacey Author Profile Page said:

Verm, in the PR photo service we use, there's almost as many pictures of Rumer Willis as of Paris Hilton. Much like Paris, girlfriend will show her stupid face anywhere she knows there's going to be cameras. Gotta trust me on this one, buddy...


BarbadoSlim said:

She gets the hate because she consistently tries to insinuate herself into the limelight without actually accomplishing AAANYYYYTHING. She dropped out of school to work on this supposed "career" and all she does is show up to events and party. Not even her mom/dad's mega-wattage clout has been able to get her into anything of substance.

ZERO. TALENT.

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