Ewan and Jim, sitting in a tree, K-I-S-S-I-N-G! (Pajiba)

Kristen Bell! She's electric! Boogie woogie woogie woogie! Editor's note: I curse you, "Electric Slide." (usemycomputer)

Attack of the 50-foot naked woman? Where?! (Agent Bedhead)

Lauren Conrad, Audrina Patridge and Lauren Bosworth are all on the cover of TV Guide. I guess someone was too busy jacking off at the grocery store to make it. (BricksAndStones)

Jessica Simpson takes "overshare" to dazzling new heights. (Celebitchy)

Michael Jackson looks like he might be turning anorexic. Good thing that's the least of his problems. (Seriously? OMG!)

Katy Perry is not above having her jubblies molded for a good cause. (The Blemish)

The shit is going down between Lindsay Lohan, her dad and Samantha Ronson. On myspace. Oh yeah, it's deep. I'll let a trained professional handle this. (Celebslam)

Jennifer Love Hewitt may have lied about not being fat anymore. (Yeeeah!)

Nothing like a heartwarming tale of good old fashioned revenge. (PopOnThePop)

Solange Knowles, say goodbye to having a legitimate career and say hello to being the new biggest F-list target of the internet. (IDLYITW)

Ha ha ha ha! Marcel from "Top Chef" buuusted! Hope they have foam in jail! (CelebWarship)

Oh, sweet Jesus do I love a good hot dog. (For once, not a euphemism for dick.) (cityrag)