Laughable
Laughable (Adjective) absurd: incongruous; inviting ridicule; amusing: arousing or provoking laughter. It's amazing the advances they've made with Photoshop -- not only have they managed to erase the traces of fetal alcohol syndrome that Eli Manning's face generally exhibits, but they've also zapped the perpetual "Aw, shucks" boneheaded expression that he carries around with him like a burden.
Still, the idea of Eli Manning looking fashionable or even somehow belonging on the pages of Vogue, even Men's Vogue, as some wet-behind-the-ears member of the Jersey mafioso is laughable. Dude looks about as tough and intimidating as a drunk kitten stumbling toward a milk bowl.
The kitten probably has a better spiral.
Oh come on, I love the "Aw, shucks" look! There's something adorable about a man who could crush your skull with his hand, but who has the "Oh, ain't nuthin'" look.
Or maybe I'm just really easy. Who knows?
Yup, he's got an "aw, shucks" look on his face a certain acute downs syndrome look to him. But you know what else he's got Dustin? A super bowl ring. I love you bitter Cowboy fans! (or whatever team you root for that hasn't done a god damn thing this century)
nothing laughable about it. he looks hot as hell and is a major sweetie pie.
But you know what else he's got Dustin? A super bowl ring. I love you bitter Cowboy fans!
Why would Cowboys fans be bitter? Trust me, there's not a single Cowboys fan who would trade QBs with the Giants. At any rate, I believe Dustin is a Colts fan, so I don't think you're making any points there. But I'll be your huckleberry.
That Super Bowl ring won't wipe the stupid off Eli's face and it won't make him any more than an average quarterback. Oh, and guess who else has a Super Bowl ring: Trent Dilfer.
Hmmm. Who got ass-fucked by Trent Dilfer and the Ravens in that Super Bowl during "this century" ...? I'm trying to remember ....
Only two more SB wins, and you'll even up with the Cowboys. And in another fifty years or so, you might even up that 54-36-2 Cowboys advantage in the series record.
Yup, you read it above: still bitter.
Yup, you read it above: still bitter.
Yup, you read it above: still masturbating over one little taste of glory.
I don't give a shit about football, but that's a damn fine looking man.
no, Dustin's right. Looks like someone snatched away his box of graham crackers to achieve this withering look.