Littly Piggy (Noun) Child's slang for digits -- fingers or toes. 

Speculative word on the nets says that Shia LaBeouf, who recently experienced a car accident while driving drunk that crushed one of his hands, may actually need to have a pinky finger amputated, which is gonna throw a whole lotta havoc into production of Transformers 2. It also reminds me of fun little nursery rhyme which seems appropriate here. It goes:

This little piggy went to market.
This little piggy went home.
This little piggy had roast beef.
This little piggy had none.
And this little piggy went ... (*cricket chirps*)

The lesson here? Don't become famous, because even when minor tragedy strikes, we're going to make fun of you if you're a douchebag.