Man-Crush Killer
Man-Crush Killer (Noun) A thin strip of bushy hair that resides between the nose and upper lip of a once attractive celebrity male. Oh Gawd! Oh Gawd! Shave it off. Shave it off! Ewww. Ewww. Yucky! Icky. Get rid of it. Jesus. Can somebody slap the shit out of him with some Nair? Uncool. NOT COOL. Abort. Abort. Fail. Fail. Exnay on the Ornpay Stache. Yeeeeiiiiikes.
Day ruined.
I'm currently suffering through a severe Weekend At Bernie's flashback.
i wonder if this is for the sherlock holmes role?
No, it's for "The Tony Orlando Story: A New Dawn."
hahahaha I quite enjoy the mustache, he looks so devilish.
I'd still hit it.
If I close my eyes, it'd just be all . . . tickly. And I could still hear him whispering nasty, dirty things.
haha i have been waiting for your reaction to this shiznit
I thought it was Sean Penn at first glance.
One more reason to hate the stache: it brings to light a heretofore undiscovered resemblance between one of the most ass-kicking celebrity males in history and the most repulsive "actor" ever unleashed upon the screen.
Also: did he use a picture of Borat as his inspiration?
There's something very Dustin Hoffman about him in those pictures - and that's not meant as a compliment.