Masturbate
Masturbate (Verb) Something you should never, ever, EVER have to picture Ernest Borgnine doing. No. Never. Uncool. NOT COOL. Fuck. Jesus. There go my Cheerios. JESUS. Here comes last night's Chinese. Bitch. This is why old people shouldn't be allowed to speak in public. Like, ever. Mother FUCK. WE'LL DO IT LIVE.
This clip was so funny I fell off the treadmill laughing watching it.
A real day-brightener.
Seriously, this absolutely slayed me. I particularly love the conspiratorial tone he used when whispering.
GO, ERNIE!
i am filing this in my "how to live longer folder".
how ever this is SO not a question i'm asking my (99yrs this month) grandmother.
I have a new hero