Momentous
Momentous: (Adjective) Of having great importance or significance.O' joyous day, everyone! Knox Léon and Vivienne Marcheline are here, compliments of People magazine and fourteen million dollars.
Hmm...
Is it just me, or is that baby laughing maniacally? Yeah, I'm pretty sure babies aren't supposed to make faces like that. It looks like one of those creepy TV commercials where they make the baby talk to sell life insurance or pizza or whatever. Only these babies are selling magazines, and to the best of my knowledge, haven't been digitally altered.
Below, British magazine Hello!'s cover spread of the most expensive babies ever:
The whole Brangelina phenomenon annoys me to no end, but so help me, that picture of Shiloh holding a baby is gonna make me poo rainbows and kittens for a week.
When I have my baby next month, I'm selling the pictures too. The grandmothers are in a bidding war right now, but I'm expecting a last minute shocker from the lone great-grandma. I figure if Doofus and Rufus can get 14 million for their pics, I might make enuff to go to a really fine restaurant like Fazzolis.
People is aware that all infants look pretty much alike, right? I mean, they coulda 'shopped in pictures of the assistant editor's newborn, or a photo of Donald Pleasance or something, and saved the $14 mil.
Vivienne's got fucking teeth! I'm with you there, those babies have been digitally altered... I'm pretty sure they're not supposed to have teeth.
I'm with Jeremy - I'm trying to steel myself against that adorable Shiloh going all wrong someday - because I just couldn't take it. I can't stand what passes for celebrities these days (although I read this kind of site, don't I, so take that at face value) but I kinda like the Brangelina thing. They seem nice enough, a normal-ish mental case family for all that it is over-moneyed and privileged, and they are certainly trying to do something worthwhile out there with what they've earned from the machine. Good on 'em. Can't even hate them 'cause they're beautiful.