Please!

fullhouse_1.jpgPlease: (Adverb) Used to add urgency and emotion to a request.

Fuck this "90210" remake bullshit! I'll tell you what viewers really want to see: a serialized sequel to "Full mothereffing House!" Now there is a remake I could get down with. And you know, now that we live in a more open-minded, modern society, they could touch on more sensitive issues, like Stephanie's boob job for instance. Plus, they could finally explore the nuanced relationship between Danny and Joey, who would now be getting ready for their wedding since gay marriage has been legalized in California. Like we all didn't know anyway. I mean, come on -- two habitually single men living together in San Fransisco? It's not rocket science.

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