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Tila Tequila is going to spare the world from a third season of the abhorrent "A Shot of Love with Tila Tequila," because she claims she's finally found the real thing with Yahoo! CEO Terry Semel's daughter Courtenay Semel. Selmel previously dated Lindsay Lohan, so she's obviously got a thing for skanky, undiscriminating lesbians.

Hmm... On the other hand, it makes me wonder if this is all just a big set-up for a brand new "Newlyweds" style reality show featuring the lesbian couple called "Quarantining the Strains with Tila Tequila." It makes sense. Although, some of the enthralling nuances of the original "Tila Tequila" might be lost on this new show, like watching people put disgusting things in their mouths to win the affection of a transsexual Vietnamese boy. Oh yeah, and when they had to eat dead pig genitalia -- that was pretty incredible, too.

Tila and Courtenay at the 20th Anniversary of Madden NFL Football last night: